Final Boss Demo
Noobs Are Coming Game Online
Become the final boss and fight waves of noisy heroes in this chaotic roguelike.
- Genre
- Roguelike / Action
- Platform
- Steam, Steam Deck
- Developer
- Indie team
- Run length
- Under 30 min
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How to Play Noobs Are Coming
- Choose a boss archetype and a difficulty modifier that matches your mood.
- Equip boss patterns, attacks, and passive relics tailored to your build.
- Move, dodge, and unleash physics-based attacks while waves of “noobs” charge toward your lair.
- Collect currency and XP mid-run to unlock more bosses, patterns, and permanent upgrades.
- Sessions stay under 30 minutes so you can experiment with different theories every night.
Noobs Are Coming Advantages
- You play as the final boss, which keeps the tone fresh compared to hero-centric roguelikes.
- Short runs invite experimentation with minions, plants, and meme physics builds.
- Steam Deck support, Remote Play co-op, and streamer mode make it easy to share the chaos.
Core Features: Final Boss Roguelike Chaos
Boss Patterns and Playable Characters
Over 40 bosses—from mirror mages to soccer hooligans—each add new patterns that mirror attacks or clone minions.
Summoned Minions and Plant Armies
Drop spores, water plants, or turn heroes into sheep to build defensive choke points or hilarious traps.
Physics-Based Attacks and Environmental Chaos
Kick furniture like soccer balls, chain spike-balls together, or yeet minions like projectiles.
Short, Addictive Runs with Endless Replay
Seventy-plus attacks and 140+ items create wild theorycrafting potential for meme-worthy builds.
Singleplayer, Co-op and Streamer Mode
Play solo, Remote Play Together, on Steam Deck, or let Twitch chat torment you with extra enemies.
How Noobs Are Coming Works
- Meta parody: your dungeon is adorable but lethal, poking fun at RPG clichés.
- Steam Deck ready: controls scale to handheld, making short runs easy on the go.
- Streamer-friendly: Twitch chat can spawn power-ups, extra waves, or turn viewers into minions.
Builds, Items and Wild Theorycrafting
Summoner Swarm
- Bosses like Queen of Spores or Shadow Commander shine.
- Prioritize watering-can relics and minion duplication charms.
- Stay behind your swarm, shoving furniture to keep heroes on the other side.
- Tip: add movement speed so you can orbit your army safely.
Plant Army Control
- Greenhouse Warden or Bonsai Beast thrive with extra plant slots.
- Water plants frequently to create vine mazes and choke points.
- Feels like tower defense—drag enemies through your garden for free hits.
- Tip: stack knockback to slam heroes deeper into plant traps.
Physics Chaos
- Pitball King or any knockback-heavy boss works best.
- Combine chained spike-balls with kick strength relics and throwables.
- Every chair or minion becomes a projectile for slapstick kills.
- Tip: carry regen so melee collisions don’t end your run early.
Noobs Are Coming FAQ
- Where can I play Noobs Are Coming online?
- Use the Start Game button below or open the demo on overboy’s itch.io page. The full version is available on Steam.
- How long is a typical run?
- Each session is tuned for less than 30 minutes, making experimentation quick and addictive.
- Does Noobs Are Coming support co-op or streamer mode?
- Yes. Remote Play Together gives you co-op, and Twitch mode lets your chat torment you with extra waves.
- Is it similar to Brotato or Vampire Survivors?
- It shares the top-down roguelike DNA but flips the script—you are the dungeon boss fighting waves of “noobs.”
- Can I play on Steam Deck?
- The developers confirm Steam Deck support. For updates, check Steam announcements or Discord patch notes.
- Where do I find patch notes?
- Visit the official Steam community hub or Discord server for version numbers and changelog updates.
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